Oracle-WTF will pay the sum of £10 to the first person who makes the following weak Brummie joke to a conference audience at UKOUG:
Are there any Brummies here today?
Is it true that Ozzy Osbourne thought the Spice Girls were astronauts?
(Note for visitors to England: it's about the accent. And The Spice Girls used to be a pop group. And Ozzy Osbourne, oh never mind.)
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I didn't hear anyone use the "joke", but it was good to see Tom Kyte mentioning this site and The Daily WTF :)
A joke I heard at the UKOUG was:
A SQL statement walks into a bar. He spots a couple of tables, walks over and asks "Mind if I join you?"
Whats a brummie?
DBA joke:
"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's there?"
-- veeeery long pause --
"... Java!"
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