A friend has found himself supporting a stack of code written in this style:
DECLARE e_dupe_flag EXCEPTION; PRAGMA EXCEPTION_INIT(e_dupe_flag, -1); BEGIN ... EXCEPTION WHEN e_dupe_flag THEN RAISE e_duplicate_err; etc...
Because, as he says, coding is not hard enough.
This reminded me of one that was sent in a while ago:
"I didn't know you could do that" adds our correspondent.