Oracle-WTF will pay the sum of £10 to the first person who makes the following weak Brummie joke to a conference audience at UKOUG:
Are there any Brummies here today?
Is it true that Ozzy Osbourne thought the Spice Girls were astronauts?
(Note for visitors to England: it's about the accent. And The Spice Girls used to be a pop group. And Ozzy Osbourne, oh never mind.)
